Outdoorsy Lawbreaker Gifts

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Next camera crew 5 mins

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'Another one-get the fillet knife ready ,Hank.'

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Boy caught by a policeman

Unauthorised Personnel

No Parking in Firelane.

No Loitering.

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

'Hey you over there! Carrying weapons is not allowed!'

"Officer, shouldn't this be a time for healing?"

Sue's trouble with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

'My mother wants to talk to you.'

'Speed limit 32 ft/sec 2.'

"I'd just like to say that whenever I've needed a policeman I've been able to find one."

"They're a bit blurred sir, but you were doing 110mph."

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

NOTICE: Rapid, downward movements prohibited by law.

"Shouldn't you be in Youth Detention Centre?"

A break from prison

Uncle Sam tries on a police hat.