Lawbreaker With A Heart Gifts

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Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

Kissing ban.

No Parking in Firelane.

'When all else fails, try doing it the way the boss told you.'

Drunk police officer

Boy caught by a policeman

"They tell us to walk when we're kids and want to run, but to run when you're old and want to walk!"

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

Man stealing a speed camera.

'Old Fred spoils that pooch of his!'

'Ronnie has never stopped at amber.'

Bored With Corona

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

'Adam's okay, but Eve is way out of compliance on the apple thing.'

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

Sue's trouble with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.

'Hey you over there! Carrying weapons is not allowed!'

'My mother wants to talk to you.'

Kid with dog pool toy reads sign at swimming pool saying 'No dogs allowed'.

A prisoner is painting different stages of his escape plan from his cell.

'I knew it was easy, but I didn't realize it was ILLEGAL to take candy from a baby.'

Standing on His Record