Lawbreaker With A Heart Pillows

"We have reason to believe that whatever you did in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas and you're hiding it in your car. Please step out of the vehicle."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

'Sir, are you regurgitating food from outside the theater?'

Kissing ban.

No Parking in Firelane.

Boy caught by a policeman

'When all else fails, try doing it the way the boss told you.'

Drunk police officer

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

Man stealing a speed camera.

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'Ronnie has never stopped at amber.'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

Bored With Corona

"They tell us to walk when we're kids and want to run, but to run when you're old and want to walk!"

'Old Fred spoils that pooch of his!'

It's not what you think. I got caught because I left a paper trail.

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

'Adam's okay, but Eve is way out of compliance on the apple thing.'

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

'Hey you over there! Carrying weapons is not allowed!'

'My mother wants to talk to you.'

A prisoner is painting different stages of his escape plan from his cell.

Sue's trouble with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.

Kid with dog pool toy reads sign at swimming pool saying 'No dogs allowed'.

'I knew it was easy, but I didn't realize it was ILLEGAL to take candy from a baby.'