Lawbreaker Gifts

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'My mother wants to talk to you.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Pole Vault Rules

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

No juggling allowed.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Lab safety Rule No. 1

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?