Outdoorsy Convict Gifts

A break from prison

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

Power Mower Walking.

'Another one-get the fillet knife ready ,Hank.'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Not a happy camper.

Wait, I think I'm doing this backward.

Scenic Look OUT!!

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

'You called?'

Don't move! Warning poison ivy

Trimming

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

'Let it go, man. I really don't think your ex expects you to break out to attend her wedding. I think she's moved on.'

'Speed limit 32 ft/sec 2.'

"It's spring! I'm making a garden."

Two Hunters.

Businessman reading a book called 'So you're going to prison.'

'You've escaped once too often haven't you?'

Rain cloud raining on gardener

"I saw it on Martha Stewart Living."