Outdoor Safety Buff Gifts

Don't move! Warning poison ivy

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

Mash-Test Dummies.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Power Mower Walking.

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

The Cone Ranger

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

Alberta on fire

The best safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop car in it.

'Cover me whilst I cross the road...'

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.