Outdoor Safety Buff Mugs

Don't move! Warning poison ivy

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Wall Street...

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

Mash-Test Dummies.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

Connected Intersections Challenge

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Power Mower Walking.

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

The Cone Ranger

Piano Airbag

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Alberta on fire

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

'Cover me whilst I cross the road...'

Cow Air Bags.