Outdoor Safety Enthusiasts Mugs

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"It's such a lovely day!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

On the brink.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."