Outdoor Safety Enthusiasts Pillows

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

On the brink.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"He loves his leaf blower."