Outdoor Maintenance Buffs Gifts

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Relaxing in the Sun

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"Must get a longer cable."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

Mower Repair

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Power Mower Walking.

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

Outdoor Working

"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!"