Outdoor Maintenance Buffs Pillows

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.

Yardless: Please help

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Relaxing in the Sun

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Must get a longer cable."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

Mower Repair

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

Power Mower Walking.

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

The Farmer

Outdoor Working

"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!"

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."