Outdoor Maintenance Pillows

'You just put me away last fall with no winterization and not even a thank you and you expect to start right up this spring. Well, we'll see about that!'

"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."

"Must get a longer cable."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'I know it's overgrown - we can't find our house!'

'It's back breaking work making a garden a nice place to relax in.'

"Still working out the rough spots in your game?"

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.

Mower Repair

Rotary Mower

To wet to cut the grass

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

'Six: Grip steering wheel tightly.'

The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .

Watch it blow all over the garden again.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

This had the potential to get really nasty...

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Edward Shovelhands"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Painting clouds

Yardless: Please help

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Relaxing in the Sun

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.