Outdoor Maintenance Prints

'You just put me away last fall with no winterization and not even a thank you and you expect to start right up this spring. Well, we'll see about that!'

"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."

"Must get a longer cable."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'I know it's overgrown - we can't find our house!'

'It's back breaking work making a garden a nice place to relax in.'

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.

Mower Repair

Rotary Mower

To wet to cut the grass

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

'Six: Grip steering wheel tightly.'

The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .

Watch it blow all over the garden again.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

This had the potential to get really nasty...

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Edward Shovelhands"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Painting clouds

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Yardless: Please help

Relaxing in the Sun

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Human males marking territory.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Cutting the tree too early?