Land Maintenance Aficionados Gifts

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

The Last Leaf

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Beginning Yarder.

"Mulch madness"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Beware of the Lawn

When did you last have your oil changed?

A psychic mows the lawn.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Robotic man mowing the lawn

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Mower Repair

Leaves.

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.