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'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

The Last Leaf

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'George! This way quick!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Beware of the Lawn

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Robotic man mowing the lawn

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

A psychic mows the lawn.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

God builds the first lawn mower.

Mower Repair

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.