Law-abiding Adventurer T-Shirts

'Speed limit 32 ft/sec 2.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Where the wild things were."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Leaf Dive Score

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Rubber Ring

Best Pals

Monkey Handshake

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Monster chariot races

Father and Son quality time

Living on the Wild Side

"Boogie your socks off."

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.