Law-abiding Adventurer T-Shirts

'Speed limit 32 ft/sec 2.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Where the wild things were."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Leaf Dive Score

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Best Pals

Monkey Handshake

Rubber Ring

Monster chariot races

Father and Son quality time

"Boogie your socks off."

Living on the Wild Side

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'