Lamp Illuminator Pillows

'My wife grew them from bulbs.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Bright Idea

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Creative family

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"I call it angle-poise"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

Illuminating agricultural production

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Nuclear energy?

Idea/Theory

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

The Age of Enlightenment

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Illuminated Manuscript.

'What do you mean, you've used up your advance?'

Spot Light

Book tied to a lamp.