Lamp Illuminator Pillows

'My wife grew them from bulbs.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Bright Idea

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Creative family

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I call it angle-poise"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Christmas Dwarves

Knight Light.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Idea/Theory

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Nuclear energy?

Illuminating agricultural production

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

The Age of Enlightenment

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

Book tied to a lamp.

'What do you mean, you've used up your advance?'

Spot Light

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.