Issue Illuminator Pillows

'Sidestep the real issue $5'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Bright Idea

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Creative family

Idea/Theory

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'What do you mean, you've used up your advance?'

"Above all do not open your sealed test booklets until you are told to do so!"

Now Selling: All-these-houses-llok-alike-but-it's-what-you-do-with-them Acres.

'I can take out some of the padding if I appear overqualified.'

You worry too much

"There he goes, waxing nostalgic again."

'My wife grew them from bulbs.'

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

Pear Lights

"I'm sorry, I would share with you but I don't want to be called a vulture socialist."

'You are advised to allow ten minutes at the end for demanding a re-mark.'

"It's tough being a cartoonist when you need a 100 Watt idea each day, but due to the increasing power prices, can only afford a 15 watt one."

Cuban inventiveness and resistance

Man Holding Candle

Joni Ernst

American Ideas

Silence - Exam in progress. 'Invigilating is not what it was...'

Window shopping

Pope Francis

Man in the Rain.