Magic Lamp Dreamer Gifts

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

"There's a coincidence. When your teacher rubbed my lamp, she wished for you to disappear."

"Does this mean I can forget my wishes?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Little Princess.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Sleeping Beauty

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Define fair."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Angel Music

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."