Magic Lamp Dreamer T-Shirts

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

"There's a coincidence. When your teacher rubbed my lamp, she wished for you to disappear."

"Does this mean I can forget my wishes?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Little Princess.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Sleeping Beauty

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Define fair."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Angel Music

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.