Crafting Dreamer T-Shirts

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Art Student.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.