Crafting Dreamer Pillows

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Art Student.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Home depot."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'