Sunshade Stylist Gifts

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Convenient fashion

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

A topiary doghouse

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

The Burbs

"I love summer."

Protecting the green

Egyptian umbrella

Topiary chair.

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

Timmy John Lizard! For the last time: stay out of the shade!

'Bud just can't take much sun; he has such a delicate skin.'

Kyleen's SPF 5000 Beach Umbrella helps her avoid skin cancer.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

'I'm starting to burn. I think I'll sit on the other side, in the shade.'

"Those conifers next door planted are a godsend."

A businessman buys an umbrella from a street vendor.

Spiro & Pusho and the palm tree.

'I've got very fair skin. . . I don't tan, I fry.'

"There's a product recall for that sunbed you ordered last week..."

Too late, it occurred to Didier that he should have debuted his new line of lightening-rod inspired outfits indoors.

"I'm in the shade at the moment."

'You're not CAPABILITY Brown, are you?'

In the shade

"I agree that Harry is loud and cliche. I'd ask him to leave...but this is his house!"