Sun Shade Seeker Gifts

A businessman buys an umbrella from a street vendor.

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

Sunbathing in Autumn

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

French wine

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Taking it easy

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Sunbathers.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I blame global warming!'

Relaxing in the Sun