Shade Seekers Gifts

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"Those conifers next door planted are a godsend."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Sunbathers.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Elusive Shadow.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

The Sun Bather

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

Visit a Place in your Past...

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.

"I love summer."

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."