Shade Seekers Gifts

"Those conifers next door planted are a godsend."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Sunbathers.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Elusive Shadow.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

The Sun Bather

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.

"I love summer."

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"