Shade Seeker Gifts

"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

A man is handed an ice cream from within the cart

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Sunblock, for insensitive skin.

Sun Protection.

The Sun Bather

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"I don't care about not having water. What I really needs is a tree."

"I bet you're mighty relieved the hosepipe ban has finally en...dnnn...glug...glug!"

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Really Dad? We can sunbake all day long without having to put sunscreen on?!"

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

'Martin doesn't like the sun...He prefers it in the shade!'

"Glorious Day" - "It will be at twelve o'clock."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"Why do you wear those sunglasses on the top of your...?"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

This pair of sunglasses looks great. I'll buy them.

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."

'Let's leave this one to give us some shade at lunchtime...'

Castaway has turned desert island upside down. He says to another man: 'The tree wasn't giving enough shade, OK?'

Sunbathers.

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

Fisherman in boat with umbrella

Dog Sun Shade.

'Really? Funny, my mum always says we should go out during the hottest part of the day...'

'Those humans are crazy if they think that we would join them in the hot sun.'

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

Girl not wanting to stand in her sister's shadow

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.