Shade Solution Seeker Gifts

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Sunbathers.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Elusive Shadow.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Eggshell blue

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

The Sun Bather

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

"I love summer."

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'