Sunshade Seeker Gifts

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

On holiday.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Holiday time.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Taking it easy

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Sunbathing in Autumn

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Privates Beach"

'I blame global warming!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Sunbathers.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

French wine

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'