Sunshade Stylist Mugs

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Convenient fashion

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

A topiary doghouse

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"I love summer."

The Burbs

Protecting the green

One of the Mysteries of Science Explained.

Egyptian umbrella

Topiary chair.

Timmy John Lizard! For the last time: stay out of the shade!

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

'Bud just can't take much sun; he has such a delicate skin.'

Kyleen's SPF 5000 Beach Umbrella helps her avoid skin cancer.

Spiro & Pusho and the palm tree.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

A businessman buys an umbrella from a street vendor.

"Those conifers next door planted are a godsend."

'I'm starting to burn. I think I'll sit on the other side, in the shade.'

Those aren't your standard gardening shorts. They're perfect. I get a tan on the hard-to-tan backs of my legs. That is important. My only problem is the unsightly panty line. That's easily fixed. Wear looser pants. Will do. In 30 years.

'I've got very fair skin. . . I don't tan, I fry.'

SPF 45. Sun block.

"There's a product recall for that sunbed you ordered last week..."

Too late, it occurred to Didier that he should have debuted his new line of lightening-rod inspired outfits indoors.

'You're not CAPABILITY Brown, are you?'

"I'm in the shade at the moment."