Shed Survivor Gifts

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Barbeque Casualty.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

Dog House and Man Den.

'Don't they look silly?'

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Green Shoots

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

Trees and hurricanes

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"I'd better bring in my plants."

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

A holiday maker greets a castaway