Shed Survivor Pillows

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Barbeque Casualty.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

Dog House and Man Den.

'Don't they look silly?'

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

Trees and hurricanes

Green Shoots

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

"I'd better bring in my plants."

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

A holiday maker greets a castaway