Scratch Survivor Pillows

Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

Dieting Motivation.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I love what you've done to the place."

Gymnast tangled up.

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'Don't they look silly?'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'Really?... I'm a cat person too.'

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

A holiday maker greets a castaway

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

"Relax, eventually the scar will disappear!"

Laundromat has a bin for trash & one for unmatched socks

'Naughty-we've been EATING again,haven't we!'

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

Mindfulness meditation vs. Mindfulness scrolling.

Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway

Human Error, Stupid (computers)

'Thank you for calling the Coast Guard help line. To sink, press one. To swim, press two…'

Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'

"You always rush out and high-dive me when I homer. How 'bout a bug when I whiff?"

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

"Finally...shift's over. What a hard day."

Finally the government stepped in and issued a back-to-work order for everyone except Bob.

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed.