Strike Survivor Pillows

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Finally the government stepped in and issued a back-to-work order for everyone except Bob.

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Wildcats Strike.

The Reindeer Strike

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Sporting maladies.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'You've got a broken finger.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

Gymnast tangled up.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Tax grab.

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

Intense summer sun

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'It's an old baseball injury.'