Strike Survivor Pillows

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Finally the government stepped in and issued a back-to-work order for everyone except Bob.

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gary turns 40.

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

The Reindeer Strike

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Wildcats Strike.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Sporting maladies.

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'You've got a broken finger.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

Gymnast tangled up.

Tax grab.

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Intense summer sun

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'I'll soon have you in stitches but it's no laughing matter.'