Strikeout Survivor Pillows

"You always rush out and high-dive me when I homer. How 'bout a bug when I whiff?"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Nervous Oral Testing

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I love what you've done to the place."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Gymnast tangled up.

Shipwrecked.

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Now what?'

"Hey, if we're getting laid off, it's every man for himself!"

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"The sign says you can swim to civilization from here, but that sounds unlikely."

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'Any sign of a low tide?'