Strikeout Survivor Gifts

"You always rush out and high-dive me when I homer. How 'bout a bug when I whiff?"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Nervous Oral Testing

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I love what you've done to the place."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Shipwrecked.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Gymnast tangled up.

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Now what?'

"Hey, if we're getting laid off, it's every man for himself!"

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'... And when Brad Pitt told you that it was this way to the waterhole, you didn't think that you may have been hallucinating?'

"The sign says you can swim to civilization from here, but that sounds unlikely."

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'