Penalty Shootout Survivor Gifts

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Giovanni C., Penalty Killer

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

Football - How's my Diving?

Crime and punishment - football.

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

Deathbed Conversion

"How come I get TWO yellow cards?"

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

"I'm in a good mood, Chandy, you can take the rest of the day off."

"Just when you think you have nothing more to give, you have to work until eight."

"You always rush out and high-dive me when I homer. How 'bout a bug when I whiff?"

'I think it will be a very competitive season. Most of the league's key players are out on bail.'

'There goes a flag... could be a face-mask penalty.'

Football Hand of God.

'Death penalty'

'This post does require the candidate to be flexible as regards their contracted hours...'

'You gonna stop fighting? Huh? I can't hear you!'

Honey I wish you wouldn't bring your home with you