Penalty Shootout Strategist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a penalty shootout strategist? Our collection of unique and witty items is perfect for those who love the thrill of the game and master the art of planning the perfect shot. Whether they love soccer tactics, are passionate about game strategy, or enjoy brain-teasing challenges, you'll find something that speaks to their creative and competitive spirit. Surprise them with a gift that celebrates their tactical genius and makes every goal memorable.

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'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.' mockup

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

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"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!" mockup

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

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'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!' mockup

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

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'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.' mockup

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

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Goal

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'Hand in the area, penalty!'

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"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out." mockup

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

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The Boomerang Sanctions

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"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies." mockup

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

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'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.' mockup

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

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'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.' mockup

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

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"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge." mockup

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

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Giovanni C., Penalty Killer

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'We're a coalition force, ref.'

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'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...' mockup

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

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Oil dependency

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Helms Burton Titulo III

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"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal." mockup

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

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"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?" mockup

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

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"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine." mockup

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."

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'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...' mockup

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

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"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!" mockup

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

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Stop Botox Sanctions!

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Deathbed Conversion

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'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.' mockup

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

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"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!" mockup

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

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"Alright, a yellow will stop him doing it again, but so would a b----y RED!"

"Alright, a yellow will stop him doing it again, but so would a b----y RED!" mockup

"Alright, a yellow will stop him doing it again, but so would a b----y RED!"

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2 min. in the box for roughing, eternity for coughing."

2 min. in the box for roughing, eternity for coughing." mockup

2 min. in the box for roughing, eternity for coughing."

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Hockey and Cell Phones

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'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.' mockup

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

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"Don't worry - any sign of Putin and we hit them with more sanctions."

"Don't worry - any sign of Putin and we hit them with more sanctions." mockup

"Don't worry - any sign of Putin and we hit them with more sanctions."

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'I don't know what gets into me around the holidays.'

'I don't know what gets into me around the holidays.' mockup

'I don't know what gets into me around the holidays.'

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'Yeah. I used to get a lot of 'timeouts' as a kid, too.'

'Yeah. I used to get a lot of 'timeouts' as a kid, too.' mockup

'Yeah. I used to get a lot of 'timeouts' as a kid, too.'

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Penalty Shootout Strategist Gifts Collection

Penalty Shootout Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty penalty shootout strategies—ideal for starting their day with a clever twist.

Penalty Shootout Strategist Pillows

Find cozy pillows that bring a humorous or inspiring touch to their game day spaces.

Penalty Shootout Strategist Prints

Browse artwork prints that capture the excitement and strategy of penalty shootouts—ideal for sports fans and tacticians alike.

Penalty Shootout Strategist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase the fun and tactical side of penalty shootout strategists—perfect for every casual occasion.