Penalty Box Veteran Gifts

'You gonna stop fighting? Huh? I can't hear you!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Goal

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Penalty

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Giovanni C., Penalty Killer

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"

"Alright, a yellow will stop him doing it again, but so would a b----y RED!"

2 min. in the box for roughing, eternity for coughing."

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

Hockey and Cell Phones

Deathbed Conversion

'I don't know what gets into me around the holidays.'

'Yeah. I used to get a lot of 'timeouts' as a kid, too.'

Football referee who dropped all his cards.

Football Hand of God.

'Death penalty'

Off the post!

'There goes a flag... could be a face-mask penalty.'

'The hair shirt is sufficient. You don't have to shave with a hedgehog.'

Slap on the Wrist Box.