Penalty Box Fanatics Gifts

On this date: Overly enthused and attending an NHL game en masse, the National Parole Board exceeds its mandate.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Goal

You're Out Of Order

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"I'm married to a control freak!"

Whack the author.

Crime and punishment - football.

Penalty Box. Shouldn't there also be a "reward" box? I've been nice most of the game!

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

Deathbed Conversion

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

"Alright, a yellow will stop him doing it again, but so would a b----y RED!"

2 min. in the box for roughing, eternity for coughing."

Hockey and Cell Phones

'I don't know what gets into me around the holidays.'

'Yeah. I used to get a lot of 'timeouts' as a kid, too.'

'Wow, I love your new piercing.'

Pop. Crack! Snap! Creak! Every time I play tennis my body makes a racket!

'I think it will be a very competitive season. Most of the league's key players are out on bail.'

Off the post!

Football Hand of God.

'I hope our fence won't cause a conflict.'

'Death penalty'

'The hair shirt is sufficient. You don't have to shave with a hedgehog.'

Slap on the Wrist Box.

Honey I wish you wouldn't bring your home with you

'You gonna stop fighting? Huh? I can't hear you!'

'Yeah I opted out of the dental plan too.'