Shower Thinker T-Shirts

Where Earl Gets His Ideas

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Karaoke night.

An idea box in a shower

Rutger Shower

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Shower curtain call.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Bathing and Showering.

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

My Musical Influences

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

Where history's best ideas happen.

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Centurion in a Shower

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Not now, Henry.'

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

The creek ran dry. The reservoir drained. Lake Erie just emptied. Ok! Ok! I've finished my shower.