Shower Philosopher T-Shirts

An idea box in a shower

Wash and Let My People Go

"Oh! Now I get it!"

"I've never once had a good idea in the shower."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

'Ptui. I spit.'

John Peel's shower.

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"It's not my fault I died in the shower!"

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Water power.

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Vanity artist

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"OMG!"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

Nature is not perfect

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

Prehistoric Graffito