Bathroom Line Philosopher Pillows

"I identify with shorter lines."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

An idea box in a shower

Water power.

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"OMG!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Vanity artist

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

Round the Clock

'Ecce homo!'