Bathroom Thinker Pillows

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Vanity artist

WC problem.

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

Paper Bath Towels.

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Prehistoric Graffito

'Ecce homo!'

Nature is not perfect

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

If toilets could talk