Public Restroom Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the public restroom philosopher in your life? Our collection features witty and amusing products that celebrate those moments of bright ideas and deep thoughts in unexpected settings. Whether on mugs, t-shirts, or prints, these items are sure to spark a smile and a conversation, blending humor and insight in everyday objects.

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"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!" mockup

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

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"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion." mockup

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

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"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!" mockup

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

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"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

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"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

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'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!' mockup

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

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'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.' mockup

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

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'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.' mockup

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

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'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.' mockup

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

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'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!' mockup

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

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Vanity artist

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"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald." mockup

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

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'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?' mockup

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

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Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight. mockup

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

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Everyone has a good novel inside them. mockup

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

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'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?' mockup

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

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'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?' mockup

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

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I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne. mockup

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

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"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?" mockup

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

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"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription." mockup

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

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"I only drink to be sociable. . . if it's any of your business!"

"I only drink to be sociable. . . if it's any of your business!" mockup

"I only drink to be sociable. . . if it's any of your business!"

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Prehistoric Graffito

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"You'll know when I've had enough. You'll have to wipe up the mess."

"You'll know when I've had enough. You'll have to wipe up the mess." mockup

"You'll know when I've had enough. You'll have to wipe up the mess."

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Round the Clock

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A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant. mockup

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

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'Ecce homo!'

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'Three things I don't think we should talk about ... politics, religion, and everything else!'

'Three things I don't think we should talk about ... politics, religion, and everything else!' mockup

'Three things I don't think we should talk about ... politics, religion, and everything else!'

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If toilets could talk

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Nature is not perfect

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Public Restroom Philosopher Gifts Collection

Public Restroom Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring the whimsical ideas of public restroom philosophers—perfect for sparking conversations over your morning brew.

Public Restroom Philosopher Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows inspired by public restroom philosophy—great for adding personality and laughs to any space.

Public Restroom Philosopher Prints

Discover our playful prints that capture the clever musings of public restroom philosophers—perfect for decorating with humor and insight.

Public Restroom Philosopher T-Shirts

Browse our witty t-shirts celebrating the humor of public restroom philosophers—ideal for making a fun, insightful statement.