Sideline Star Gifts

Cheerleaders

Harry Redknapp

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

Clown Shaving

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

Referee's Free Kick Pack

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

Martin Jol

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

'Never say never.'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

'When he plays, our opponents hear footsteps.'

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!