Sideline Star Gifts

Cheerleaders

"I AM at my usual position."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Punishment for the kicker.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Clown Shaving

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

Referee's Free Kick Pack

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'Never say never.'

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'When he plays, our opponents hear footsteps.'

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

Dugout sale!

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"