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"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Hardware and software

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Cheerleaders

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

'Never say never.'

"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

Martin Jol

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'When he plays, our opponents hear footsteps.'

Heavenwood

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"