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The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Computer Expert

Hardware and software

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Windows or Mac?

Office Park

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Maestro

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Staycation Photos

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

'I don't care WHO started it!'

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