Slide Sorcerer Pillows

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Computer Expert

Hardware and software

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Office Park

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Maestro

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Staycation Photos

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

Quwaket

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I don't care WHO started it!'