Sublime Sitter Gifts

"Show off."

Church for sports worshipers.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"That's the preacher's dog."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

THe UDDER Side

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Ice Fishing

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!

Action Film Shushing

'Seem the remote?'

Footballer's Wages

'I love high-definition TV!'

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

'So what if Tex is sitting on your log? Pick out a new one!'

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

"I like you a whole lot better when you was alive."

'I told you these were great seats, but there is a downside. If you need to go to the restroom...'

"So, desk: yay or nay?"