Sublime Scrabbler Gifts

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'You could do that.' I did

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"Show off."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'Hows it coming?'

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'How God invented polish'

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

Writer’s Corner

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Schr?dinger's cat playing Scrabble.